You Know you are seriously addicted to NCIS when:
Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
The television network shows a promo for a re-screen and you can name episode title AND number.
You wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
You have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks you off
You find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
You find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
You see everywhere someone who reminds you of an NCIS character, you could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
You actually consider a spider web tattoo on your neck
You begin building a boat in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
You super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
You look on the Internet for a Mighty Mouse stapler
You postpone needed surgery because you might still be under when the show comes on
You ask a bunch of nuns if you can bowl with them
You take to drinking strong black sugarless pop by the gallon
You teeter on impossible stilettos
You confuse English expressions
You start talking to any dead creature
You talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
You hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
You drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
You take to wearing a dog collar with studs or spikes instead of pearl necklaces
You dye your hair red
You're convinced your life will be complete if only you can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that you can name Bart
You dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
You become a Goth
You start wearing black lipstick
You have a penchant for long winded stories
Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" or "On it boss!"
You write novels using your workmates as your source of inspiration
You get into forensic science
Your favourite hat is a bright orange beanie
You only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear or silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
You start referring to water cooler gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
You refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and you were never in the Navy
You talk about 'zulu time'
You 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
You insist that the second B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
You can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning
You can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
You have frat brothers even if you haven't the foggiest what that is
You start threatening people that bug you that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
You give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
You sleep with a gun under your pillow
You give your lover honey dust
You take a liking to the smell of sawdust
You have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
The idea of building a boat in your basement, even though you will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple
You give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
You start addressing people, particularly men, by their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
You connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
You become versed in ballistics
You become fascinated by military acronyms
You begin calling your boss "Director"
You call wild drivers "Zivas"
You discover you can instill fear in people simply by glaring at them
When a friend asks for support you say 'on your six'
You think the FBI is inefficient
You consider you and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
You begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
You suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with or without the cover (cap/hat)
You want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
You become a bomb disposal expert
You consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
You spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on Fan Fiction.Net.
You buy DVD copies of movies that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are movies you wouldn't normally watch.
You spend another large amount of your time reading NCIS Fiction on Fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
You get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if you don't like the shows
You rout You Tube for interviews/snippets of said cast
You're favourite car is a sedan
You have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case you break one
You have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
You call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
And if your big boss is female you address her as Madam, Director, or Ma'am
You refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
You start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
You ask your husband/significant other to call you Sweetcheeks instead of honey or babe.
You head slap everyone close to you who says/does something annoying.
You start acting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
You call your friends/family NCIS characters
Any long winded speaker or who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
You begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure you it's my new favorite pet name)
You want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether or not you actually write
You hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
You look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section you visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
You don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
Having your weekend date interrupted to do some urgent work
You comment 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS hat. He proceeds to inform you that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS agent! You are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
You go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that you see a doctor you look for Ducky.
You start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when you see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
You hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because you don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with you at all times, just in case.)
Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near you - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
You try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what you want when you want in the way you want.
You get really excited when you find out you grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
Every time you see a Dodge Charger, you look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
You get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
You hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder or bourbon (even though you know Abby made them... you still hope to get lucky).
You hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and you wish Abby was around to create one for you).
You get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
You watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of seconds of NCIS in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
You realise mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when you know it's a Ford)
Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS theme tune
Your PC or cellphone (mobile) wallpaper is one of the cast/whole cast
Your PC screen saver has NCIS scenes
When you say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about music :-))
You realise not all geeks are nerds
You start blabbering on like Abby
You talk geek-speak, not English
Friends/co-workers ask you to translate geek-speak
You are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
You are suddenly good at computers and all technology
You decide to do computer classes to be more like McGee and Abby
You call technology doo-dah's
You find yourself getting angrier more easily
You get shy and stutter more
You want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
You are considering taking art classes so you can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
You believe you know everything there is to know about the Navy.
You ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
You search high and low for a paint gun so you can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
You watch every movie Tony mentions on the show for 2 reasons, either because you are interested in the movie, or simply because you do everything that Tony says.
You seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
You say your occupation is "making fan art and writing fan fiction"
You take part in all the active threads on the site
You've created about half the active threads on the site
You start listening to Israeli rap.
You make Mii's of all the NCIS Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
You learn how to kill with a paper clip
Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
You start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
You google images of female Israeli soldiers
You acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
You discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
You hear something that you swear is a quote from the show and whip out your dvd sets and watch until you find that quote.
You start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
You call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
You call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs or any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
You discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
You get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
You start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
Your whole family can quote NCIS even though they've never seen it.
You know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
When your teacher/boss/parent tells you to do some small job or chore, you say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
You create a Sims family of the NCIS cast
You think goth fashion is the most chic
You invent a role game of the series
You use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
You start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
You spend a whole week reminding everyone you know exactly how long it is until NCIS is on next.
You think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
When you get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank You Boss!"
You have watched the Cast Interrogation videos ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
You've learned their answers to those questions off pat
You sign up with all the online NCIS sites
You can't stop posting on the NCIS Wiki.
You dream about NCIS
You wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
You read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
You've willingly joined NCIS Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
And if you have a female German Shepherd you will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
You start yelling at people who annoy you "Bad McGee!"
You take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
Family and friends know they must not call by phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a question of life and death, and even then ....
You become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
You draw comics of NCIS.
You write 'I Love NCIS' on any paper surface you can find.
Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and you can't stop talking about NCIS.
You day/night dream NCIS
You can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
You organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
NCIS addiction is your religion
When where ever you go you swear you saw one of the team
You're convinced they're one of the family
Any medical problem requires a second opinion from Ducky
If you have a car accident or industrial accident you require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
All your family pets are named after the cast members
You learn the NCIS theme on the piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
You think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
You think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
You can dance to theme song of NCIS and sit down the second it ends
You always know the exact amount of time until the next episode
You can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
You spend class time/work time/time before you go to sleep/time you take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the next episode/your fan fiction. (i know i do)
You join all the internet forums extant on the series
You spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
You spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
When you join the NCIS Wiki
When you sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
You become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
You drink Starbuck coffee, even if you don't like it (and you drink it black and sugarless)
You think of ways to move this site up in the Wiki ranking
You imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your friends and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
You name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
Your NCIS season cd sometimes gets all hinky because you watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
You make a NCIS poster and put it in your bedroom wall or consider looking at stores for a NCIS poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
You spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
You drink stuff that makes you hyper (guilty... xD)
You cut your hair so you can look like Abby/any character you like to imitate
Your family sometimes calls you 'Ziva'
You act like your fave character (guilty!)
You ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS pics
You use terms from the show (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
You wish you had the NCIS cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
You do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings You trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
You trust your gut, more than facts or figures.
You use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask you to repeat what you say cause it sounds like something else.
You cry when you don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR NEXT EPISODE"
Sad thing is...I plead guilty to a majority of these...
Sunday, August 30, 2009
NCIS character nicknames
I was originally looking for all the crazy nicknames that Tony had for McGee and I stumbled across all these. I figured...sure why not!
What are our favorite characters' nicknames or code names?
CHARACTER
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Boss
Gibbs (Mainly by Abby, sometimes by Jen on rare occasion Tony and McGee)
Silver Fox
Bastard (By most women. We learn that Tobais Fornell is called a Bastard as well)
Bossman
El Jefe ("Iced" Season 3)
Probie (Franks calls him that in "Hiatus" Season 3) (Update: Also in season 6 episode 15)
Jethro (Normally only by Jen, Ducky, Tobias Fornell, or Mike Franks. And by Ziva in Haitus part 2)
One-Shot ("Last Man Standing" Season 6)
Pa (by DiNozzo in "Last Man Standing" Season 6)
Dad (by DiNozzo in "Last Man Standing" Season 6x2)
Smokey ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Gunny
High School Principal(Gibbs refers himself to a High School Principal in Season 2)
Leroy Jethro ("Heartland" Season 6 Episode 4)
LJ ("Heartland" Season 6 Episode 4)
Fearless leader
Daddy (when Gibbs and Jenny are arguing in "Twisted Sister" Season 4 Episode 9)
L.J. Tibbs (in McGee's book)
Sweetie (Ducky calls him this in "Broken Bird" Season 6)
Leroy
El Magnifico (one of Abby's many pet names)
L Jethro Gibbs ( in "Call of Silence" 2x7 when introducing himself formally for the interview with Sgt. Youst)
Alvin Thomas (undercover name in "One Shot, One Kill", 1x13)
Abby Sciuto
Abby
Abs
Vampirestein8782
Little Lotus Blossom (By Ducky in "Twisted Sister" Season 4 Episode 9
HeLrAiSer32
Miss-Cold-Ember
B2Killerzs
Cyberskank1982
Hot Dark Angel (By Mikel Mawher on his web page for Abby "Bloodbath" Season 3 Episode 21)
Deathstlkr49
Miss Gibbs ("Forced Entry" 2x09)
4renschik (her numberplate in "Dog Tags" Season 5)
Abby-normal (Nine Lives 6x05)
5 Finger Sciuto
Abigail (Mainly by Ducky that we know of)
Scuito ("bait season 3)
Miss Scuito (By Director Vance throught Season 6. Also by A Doctor in "Haitus" Part 1 Season 3 Episode 23)
Forensic Scientist Extraordinaire ( In "Judgment Day" Season 5 Episode 18)
Amy (in McGee's book)
Vampirestein
Energizer Abby (Voyuers Web)
Anthony D. DiNozzo
Tony
Boss (By McGee on a few accounts and once by Gibbs in "Bait" Season 3 Episode 18 and in "Bounce" Season 6 Episode 16)
Big D ("Model Behavior" Season 3 Episode )
Spanky ("SWAK" Season 2 Episode 22)
Honeybuns (Head Case Season 3 Episode15 by Naomi (Tony's girlfriend at the time) and apparently by Gibbs!)
My little hairy butt ("Under Covers" Season 3)
Sex machine (Conspiracy Theory 2x19)
DiNutso (Fornell's way of saying his last name)
Gus Bricker (undercover name Split Decision Season 1)
Tony DiNardo (undercover with Jeanne, Through out Season 4 Ending at Season 5 Episode 2 "Family")
El Segundo
Dee-Nozzo (By Ziva not sure what episode)
Brad, Bruce ("Pop Life" Season 2 Episode 16)
Willard ("Chimera" Season 5 Episode 6)
DiNosey ("Capitol Offense" Season 6 Episode 3)
DiNoseyo ("South by Southwest" Season 6 Episode 17)
Bandit ("Cloak" 6x08)
Senior Field Agent (Mentions that to McGee when he doesn't want to do something)
Bone head (by Gibbs and a few others)
Jean Paul ("Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8 )
Tommy (In McGee's book)
DiNozzo (Abby in "Bounce" Season 6 Episode16)
Tango Eight (A code name that Jen gave him ins Seasons 4-5)
Wingnut
Trainee ("Agent Afloat" Season 6 Episode 2)
Bubba ("Hung Out to Dry" Season 1 Episode 2)
"That Italian Kid" ("Call of Silence", Season 2 Episode 7
"Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, boy who cried wolf and who must now suffer from periodontal disease from it." (Season 5 Episode 2 "Family" Refers to himself as this as he's on the phone after announcing he needs to go to a Dentist appointment, but neither, Gibbs, nor McGee, nor Ziva believe him, becuase as we all know as he was on an under cover in Season 4 and an episode in Season 5. They don't let him go so when he answers the phone he refers himself to that.)
Timothy McGee
Aqua Smurf (“Dead Man Walking” 4x16)
Backstabber
Banacek ("Deception", 3x13)
Boss ("Last man standing" 6x01)
Charlie Brown ("Witch Hunt" 4x06)
Chucklehead ("Head Case" Season 3)
Daniel McBoone ("Hide and Seek" 6x19)
Dead Agent Walking (“Twisted Sister” 4x09)
Dork ("Black Water" 2x11)
Elf Lord
Gore Vidal ("Smoked" 4x10)
Inspector Gadget ("Family" 5x02)
Knucklehead("Head Case" Season 3)
Ladder Hugger
Major McTom ("Requiem" 5x07)
McBarfbag("Chimera" 5x06)
McCheat ("About Face" 5x17")
McChitty Chat ("Legend", part 1, 6x22)
McContrary ("Legend Part 1" 6x22)
McCranky ("Caged" 6x12)
McDetail ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McEgghead ("Broken Bird" 6x13)
McFlabby ("Witch Hunt" 4x06)
McFlower Power ("Bloodbath" 3x21)
McFreaky ("Stakeout" 5x12)
McGarnagle ("Broken Bird" 6x13)
McGeek ("Angel of Death" 4x24)
McGeekle ("Grace Period" 4x19)
McGeeko ("Requiem" 5x07)
McGenius ("Legend", part 2, 6x23)
McGiggle ("Corporal Punishment" 5x10)
McGnome ("Collateral Damage" 6x07)
McGoo ("Identity Crisis" 5x04)
McGoogle ("Requiem" 5x07)
McGoon
McGPS ("Dagger" 6x09)
McGruff ("Dog Tags" 5x13)
McGullible ("Dagger" 6x09)
McKilljoy ("Collateral Damage" 6x07)
McLawyer (“Smoked,” 4x10)
McLovin ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McLover ("Designated Target" 5x08)
McMotherboard ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McMuse ("Dog Tags" 5x13)
McNerd ("Corporal Punishment" 5x10)
McOz ("Judgment Day" 5x18)
Mr. Peabody ("Deception", 3x13)
McPinkerton ("Road Kill" 6x10)
McProbie
McProbius ("Dog Tags" 5x13)
McRanger Rick ("Hide and Seek" 6x19)
McRomeo ("In the Zone" 5x15)
McRuff
McScout ("Dagger" 6x09, "Hide and Seek", 6x19)
McSneaky ("Recoil" 5x16)
McShipmate ("Last Man Standing" 6x01)
McSofty ("Caged" 6x12)
McTardy McSnapper ("Legend", part 1, 6x22)
McTim ("Requiem" 5x07)
McTimex (“Twisted Sister” 4x09)
McZero ("Internal Affairs" 5x14)
Michael Jackson (“Sub Rosa” 1x07)
Mr. Mildly Neurotic Introvert with a Highly Sensitive Ego ("In the Dark" 4x22)
Neanderboy ("Doppelganger", 2x12)
Picklehead ("Head Case" Season 3)
Plucky ("Light Sleeper" 3x14)
Probie
Probie Pan ("Tribes" 5x11)
Probie-san ("Leap of Faith" 5x05)
Probie Wan Kenobi
Probilicious ("Leap of Faith" 5x05)
Scout Boy ("Hide and Seek", 6x19)
Special Agent Goodwrench ("Lt. Jane Doe", 2x04)
Spider Mike ("Cloak" 6x08)
Sponge Bob ("Black Water" 2x11)
The Ghost of David Niven ("Deception", 3x13)
The McGee ("Caged", 6x12)
Thom E. Gemcity (mostly "Cover Story", 4x20)
Tiny Tim ("Silent Night", 6x11)
Tim
Timmy
Very Special Agent McGee
Ziva David
Bat Girl ("Boxed In" Season 3 Episode12)
Crazy Chick ("Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8)
Crazy Israeli Chick
Crazy Israeli Chick With Impulse Issues ("Designated Target" Season 5 Episode 8)
Crazy Ninja Fighting Israeli Chick
Gina ("Recoil", Season 5 Episode 16)
Gretel ("Boxed In" Season 3 Episode12)
Lisa (in McGee's book)
Little Israeli ("Shalom" Season 4 Episode 1)
Pistol Pack'n Mama
Pocahontas ("Road Kill" Season 6 Episode 10)
Sick Chick ("Probie" Season 3 Episode 10)
Sweet Cheeks ("Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8)
My Ninja ("Nine Lives" Season 6 Episode 5)
Widow Woman ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Houdini ("Deception" Season 3 Episode 13)
Mossad Hunting Dog ("Dagger" Season 6 Episode 9)
la Bonita ("Deliverance" Season 6 Episode 15)
Sophie( "Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8)
Officer David
Officer Ziva David
wingnut
Zee-vah ("Frame-Up, 3x09)
Ziver
David-o ("Legend", part 1, 6x22)
amadeus
Jennifer Shepard
Jenny
Jen
Madame Director (Doesn't like to get called it. Normally snaps at people but not Gibbs.
Was first called this by Gibbs in "Kill Ari" Part 1 Season 3 Episode 1)
Ma'am
Director
Director Shepard
Mommy ("Twisted Sister", 4x09)
Fearless Leader (Tony "Judgment Day" Season 5 Episode 18)
Donald Mallard
Charles
Doctor
Ducky
Duckman
Duck (only Jethro has permission to call him this)
Rubber Ducky ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Doctor Mallard
Donnie (by Jordan "Broken Bird" 6x13)
Donald - by his mother
Duckster ( "Agent Afloat" Season 6 Episode 2)
Jimmy Palmer
Autopsy Gremlin ("Model Behavior" Season 3 Episode 11)
Black Lung ("Shalom" season 4)
Jimster
Mini Mallard ("About Face" season 5 Episode 17)
Baby Gibbs ("About Face" season 5 Episode 17)
Love Machine ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Pimmy Jalmer (from McGee's book)
Caitlin Todd
Kate
Secret Service chick ("Yankee White" Season 1 Episode 1 by Tony)
Katie (She hates to get called that)
Lulu ("Pop Life" Season 2)
Rosefern (secret service codename)
Todd
Special Agent Todd
Special Agent Caitlin Todd
Caitlin (Normally by Ducky that we know of)
What are our favorite characters' nicknames or code names?
CHARACTER
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Boss
Gibbs (Mainly by Abby, sometimes by Jen on rare occasion Tony and McGee)
Silver Fox
Bastard (By most women. We learn that Tobais Fornell is called a Bastard as well)
Bossman
El Jefe ("Iced" Season 3)
Probie (Franks calls him that in "Hiatus" Season 3) (Update: Also in season 6 episode 15)
Jethro (Normally only by Jen, Ducky, Tobias Fornell, or Mike Franks. And by Ziva in Haitus part 2)
One-Shot ("Last Man Standing" Season 6)
Pa (by DiNozzo in "Last Man Standing" Season 6)
Dad (by DiNozzo in "Last Man Standing" Season 6x2)
Smokey ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Gunny
High School Principal(Gibbs refers himself to a High School Principal in Season 2)
Leroy Jethro ("Heartland" Season 6 Episode 4)
LJ ("Heartland" Season 6 Episode 4)
Fearless leader
Daddy (when Gibbs and Jenny are arguing in "Twisted Sister" Season 4 Episode 9)
L.J. Tibbs (in McGee's book)
Sweetie (Ducky calls him this in "Broken Bird" Season 6)
Leroy
El Magnifico (one of Abby's many pet names)
L Jethro Gibbs ( in "Call of Silence" 2x7 when introducing himself formally for the interview with Sgt. Youst)
Alvin Thomas (undercover name in "One Shot, One Kill", 1x13)
Abby Sciuto
Abby
Abs
Vampirestein8782
Little Lotus Blossom (By Ducky in "Twisted Sister" Season 4 Episode 9
HeLrAiSer32
Miss-Cold-Ember
B2Killerzs
Cyberskank1982
Hot Dark Angel (By Mikel Mawher on his web page for Abby "Bloodbath" Season 3 Episode 21)
Deathstlkr49
Miss Gibbs ("Forced Entry" 2x09)
4renschik (her numberplate in "Dog Tags" Season 5)
Abby-normal (Nine Lives 6x05)
5 Finger Sciuto
Abigail (Mainly by Ducky that we know of)
Scuito ("bait season 3)
Miss Scuito (By Director Vance throught Season 6. Also by A Doctor in "Haitus" Part 1 Season 3 Episode 23)
Forensic Scientist Extraordinaire ( In "Judgment Day" Season 5 Episode 18)
Amy (in McGee's book)
Vampirestein
Energizer Abby (Voyuers Web)
Anthony D. DiNozzo
Tony
Boss (By McGee on a few accounts and once by Gibbs in "Bait" Season 3 Episode 18 and in "Bounce" Season 6 Episode 16)
Big D ("Model Behavior" Season 3 Episode )
Spanky ("SWAK" Season 2 Episode 22)
Honeybuns (Head Case Season 3 Episode15 by Naomi (Tony's girlfriend at the time) and apparently by Gibbs!)
My little hairy butt ("Under Covers" Season 3)
Sex machine (Conspiracy Theory 2x19)
DiNutso (Fornell's way of saying his last name)
Gus Bricker (undercover name Split Decision Season 1)
Tony DiNardo (undercover with Jeanne, Through out Season 4 Ending at Season 5 Episode 2 "Family")
El Segundo
Dee-Nozzo (By Ziva not sure what episode)
Brad, Bruce ("Pop Life" Season 2 Episode 16)
Willard ("Chimera" Season 5 Episode 6)
DiNosey ("Capitol Offense" Season 6 Episode 3)
DiNoseyo ("South by Southwest" Season 6 Episode 17)
Bandit ("Cloak" 6x08)
Senior Field Agent (Mentions that to McGee when he doesn't want to do something)
Bone head (by Gibbs and a few others)
Jean Paul ("Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8 )
Tommy (In McGee's book)
DiNozzo (Abby in "Bounce" Season 6 Episode16)
Tango Eight (A code name that Jen gave him ins Seasons 4-5)
Wingnut
Trainee ("Agent Afloat" Season 6 Episode 2)
Bubba ("Hung Out to Dry" Season 1 Episode 2)
"That Italian Kid" ("Call of Silence", Season 2 Episode 7
"Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, boy who cried wolf and who must now suffer from periodontal disease from it." (Season 5 Episode 2 "Family" Refers to himself as this as he's on the phone after announcing he needs to go to a Dentist appointment, but neither, Gibbs, nor McGee, nor Ziva believe him, becuase as we all know as he was on an under cover in Season 4 and an episode in Season 5. They don't let him go so when he answers the phone he refers himself to that.)
Timothy McGee
Aqua Smurf (“Dead Man Walking” 4x16)
Backstabber
Banacek ("Deception", 3x13)
Boss ("Last man standing" 6x01)
Charlie Brown ("Witch Hunt" 4x06)
Chucklehead ("Head Case" Season 3)
Daniel McBoone ("Hide and Seek" 6x19)
Dead Agent Walking (“Twisted Sister” 4x09)
Dork ("Black Water" 2x11)
Elf Lord
Gore Vidal ("Smoked" 4x10)
Inspector Gadget ("Family" 5x02)
Knucklehead("Head Case" Season 3)
Ladder Hugger
Major McTom ("Requiem" 5x07)
McBarfbag("Chimera" 5x06)
McCheat ("About Face" 5x17")
McChitty Chat ("Legend", part 1, 6x22)
McContrary ("Legend Part 1" 6x22)
McCranky ("Caged" 6x12)
McDetail ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McEgghead ("Broken Bird" 6x13)
McFlabby ("Witch Hunt" 4x06)
McFlower Power ("Bloodbath" 3x21)
McFreaky ("Stakeout" 5x12)
McGarnagle ("Broken Bird" 6x13)
McGeek ("Angel of Death" 4x24)
McGeekle ("Grace Period" 4x19)
McGeeko ("Requiem" 5x07)
McGenius ("Legend", part 2, 6x23)
McGiggle ("Corporal Punishment" 5x10)
McGnome ("Collateral Damage" 6x07)
McGoo ("Identity Crisis" 5x04)
McGoogle ("Requiem" 5x07)
McGoon
McGPS ("Dagger" 6x09)
McGruff ("Dog Tags" 5x13)
McGullible ("Dagger" 6x09)
McKilljoy ("Collateral Damage" 6x07)
McLawyer (“Smoked,” 4x10)
McLovin ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McLover ("Designated Target" 5x08)
McMotherboard ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McMuse ("Dog Tags" 5x13)
McNerd ("Corporal Punishment" 5x10)
McOz ("Judgment Day" 5x18)
Mr. Peabody ("Deception", 3x13)
McPinkerton ("Road Kill" 6x10)
McProbie
McProbius ("Dog Tags" 5x13)
McRanger Rick ("Hide and Seek" 6x19)
McRomeo ("In the Zone" 5x15)
McRuff
McScout ("Dagger" 6x09, "Hide and Seek", 6x19)
McSneaky ("Recoil" 5x16)
McShipmate ("Last Man Standing" 6x01)
McSofty ("Caged" 6x12)
McTardy McSnapper ("Legend", part 1, 6x22)
McTim ("Requiem" 5x07)
McTimex (“Twisted Sister” 4x09)
McZero ("Internal Affairs" 5x14)
Michael Jackson (“Sub Rosa” 1x07)
Mr. Mildly Neurotic Introvert with a Highly Sensitive Ego ("In the Dark" 4x22)
Neanderboy ("Doppelganger", 2x12)
Picklehead ("Head Case" Season 3)
Plucky ("Light Sleeper" 3x14)
Probie
Probie Pan ("Tribes" 5x11)
Probie-san ("Leap of Faith" 5x05)
Probie Wan Kenobi
Probilicious ("Leap of Faith" 5x05)
Scout Boy ("Hide and Seek", 6x19)
Special Agent Goodwrench ("Lt. Jane Doe", 2x04)
Spider Mike ("Cloak" 6x08)
Sponge Bob ("Black Water" 2x11)
The Ghost of David Niven ("Deception", 3x13)
The McGee ("Caged", 6x12)
Thom E. Gemcity (mostly "Cover Story", 4x20)
Tiny Tim ("Silent Night", 6x11)
Tim
Timmy
Very Special Agent McGee
Ziva David
Bat Girl ("Boxed In" Season 3 Episode12)
Crazy Chick ("Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8)
Crazy Israeli Chick
Crazy Israeli Chick With Impulse Issues ("Designated Target" Season 5 Episode 8)
Crazy Ninja Fighting Israeli Chick
Gina ("Recoil", Season 5 Episode 16)
Gretel ("Boxed In" Season 3 Episode12)
Lisa (in McGee's book)
Little Israeli ("Shalom" Season 4 Episode 1)
Pistol Pack'n Mama
Pocahontas ("Road Kill" Season 6 Episode 10)
Sick Chick ("Probie" Season 3 Episode 10)
Sweet Cheeks ("Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8)
My Ninja ("Nine Lives" Season 6 Episode 5)
Widow Woman ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Houdini ("Deception" Season 3 Episode 13)
Mossad Hunting Dog ("Dagger" Season 6 Episode 9)
la Bonita ("Deliverance" Season 6 Episode 15)
Sophie( "Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8)
Officer David
Officer Ziva David
wingnut
Zee-vah ("Frame-Up, 3x09)
Ziver
David-o ("Legend", part 1, 6x22)
amadeus
Jennifer Shepard
Jenny
Jen
Madame Director (Doesn't like to get called it. Normally snaps at people but not Gibbs.
Was first called this by Gibbs in "Kill Ari" Part 1 Season 3 Episode 1)
Ma'am
Director
Director Shepard
Mommy ("Twisted Sister", 4x09)
Fearless Leader (Tony "Judgment Day" Season 5 Episode 18)
Donald Mallard
Charles
Doctor
Ducky
Duckman
Duck (only Jethro has permission to call him this)
Rubber Ducky ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Doctor Mallard
Donnie (by Jordan "Broken Bird" 6x13)
Donald - by his mother
Duckster ( "Agent Afloat" Season 6 Episode 2)
Jimmy Palmer
Autopsy Gremlin ("Model Behavior" Season 3 Episode 11)
Black Lung ("Shalom" season 4)
Jimster
Mini Mallard ("About Face" season 5 Episode 17)
Baby Gibbs ("About Face" season 5 Episode 17)
Love Machine ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8)
Pimmy Jalmer (from McGee's book)
Caitlin Todd
Kate
Secret Service chick ("Yankee White" Season 1 Episode 1 by Tony)
Katie (She hates to get called that)
Lulu ("Pop Life" Season 2)
Rosefern (secret service codename)
Todd
Special Agent Todd
Special Agent Caitlin Todd
Caitlin (Normally by Ducky that we know of)
NCIS obsession
Anyone who knows me knows that I am utterly obsessed with NCIS. I especially LOVE McGee and Abby. I have to have something else to obsess over besides the fact that my body hates me and will not allow me to get pregnant! This blog is mostly for my own personal entertainment...I am going to post a LOT of NCIS stuff. Feel free to read and comment if you want. If not I understand, not everyone is NCIS crazed like I am. =:)
The Rules
Gibbs' Rules
From 3.05 - Switch
Ziva: Just to be clear, are there any more of these rules I should be aware of?
Gibbs: About 50 of them.
Ziva: And I don't suppose they're written down anywhere that I could...
Gibbs: NO.
Ziva: Then how am I supposed to...
Gibbs: My job is to teach them to you.
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together."
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. This rule supersedes all other rules.
Gibbs: "Number one supersedes all of the others"Jenny: "Never screw your partner?"
Gibbs: "Never screw OVER your partner"
4.14 - Blowback
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene."
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Gibbs: "Rule number three: Don't believe what you're told, double check."
Kate: "Should I write these rules in my PalmPilot or crochet them on pillows?"
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Ziva (after trying to reach McGee): "Rule number three..."
Tony: "Never be unreachable."
3.13 - Deception
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Jenny: "It's your fault you know"
Gibbs: "For what, leaving or coming back?"
Jenny: "For teaching me your rules. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best, tell one other person... if you must. There is no third best. (walking away) That's rule number four isn't it?"
4.14 - Blowback
Rule #4: Never say you're sorry.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Never say you're sorry. (laughing) You don't have to crochet that one."
NOTE from Time4Me: I've included this as Rule #4 as it's the fourth 'rule' that Gibbs imparts to Kate in "Yankee White".
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number seven: Always be specific when you lie"
1.23 - Reveille
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Abby (to McGee): "Rule number eight is gonna save you McGee!"
Tony: "Never date a co-worker? "
Ziva (to Tony): "Never go anywhere without your knife. "
Tony (to Ziva): "Thought that was nine."
Gibbs: "Never take anything for granted."
Abby (to Gibbs): "Correct El Jefe. But then again you did make up the rules"
3.10 - Probie____________________
Ziva: "I assume Gibbs would have checked that out last night."
Tony: "Rule number eight: Never assume anything."
Ziva: "To be precise it's, ah, never take anything for granted."
3.17 - Ravenous
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Gibbs (while handing his knife to Tony): "Rule number nine:"
Gibbs & Kate (in unison): "Never go anywhere without a knife"
1.13 - One Shot, One Kill
____________________
Tony: "Rule nine."
Atlas: "What?"
Tony: "Ya know those rule they teach you guys in the marine corp."
Atlas: "What rules?"
Tony: "Huh, I always suspected the fact that Gibbs was making that stuff up. Well... rule nine is, ah (undoing his belt), never go anywhere (pulling out his knife) without a knife."
1.20 - Missing ____________________
Tony: "I thought Gibbs said nine was 'always carry a knife'."
3.22 - Jeopardy
Rule #11: When the job is done walk away
Gibbs: "Rule number eleven, DiNozzo."
Tony: "I would never date a co-worker boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even...That's twelve. Eleven...when the job is done you walk away."
6.24- Semper Fidelis
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Kate (to Tony): "Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you."
Gibbs (just walking in): "That would be the reason for Rule number twelve."
Kate: "Rule twelve?"
Gibbs: "Never date a co-worker."
1.15 - Enigma
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Tony: "Which means you've been here one day and already broken Gibbs' rule number thirteen"
Dwayne: "Rule number thirteen?"
Tony: "Yeah, rule number thirteen: Never, ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty."
6.07 - Collateral Damage
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Jenny: "I heard your agents are pitted against each other. Wasn't that Gibbs' Rule number fifteen? Always work as a team."
Gibbs: "Not on this one."
5.05 - Leap of Faith
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Jenny (to Gibbs): "Number eighteen: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission"
3.04 - Silver War
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Tony (to Ziva): "Rule number twenty-two: Never, EVER bother Gibbs in interrogation."
4.10 - Smoked
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee, if you want to live.
Kate (to Tony): "Maybe next time you should remember rule... twenty-three..."
Marine: "Never mess with a marine's coffee, if you want to live."
2.09 - Forced Entry
Rule #38: Your case, your lead:
Gibbs (to Tony): "Your case, your lead. I think it's a rule."
6.16- Bounce
DiNozzo's Rules
From 4.01 - Shalom
Tony: "Let's roll. Hey, no, this is my team now, Gibbs. My rules..."
Rule #1: I don't sit on the sidelines when my people are in trouble
Tony (to Gibbs): "Let's roll. Hey, no, this is my team now, Gibbs. My rules. And DiNozzo's Rule #1 is I don't sit on the sidelines when my people are in trouble. You got a problem with that? Just remember whose got a badge and who is a civilian."
4.01 - Shalom
Rule #3: Never underestimate your opponent
Tony: "He blew up a ship and put Gibbs in a coma. Rule number three: Never underestimate your opponent."
McGee: "No actually, rule number three...."
Tony: "DINOZZO'S rule numero tres, probay"
McGee: "Gotcha!"
3.24 - Hiatus, Part II
Rule #9: Never ask a woman her weight on the first date.
Tony: "You sure about that? I thought nine was 'Never ask a girl her weight on the first date'"
Kate: "Guess that depends entirely on if you want a second one or not Tony'"
1.13 - One Shot, One Kill
Abby's Rules
From 3.22 - Jeopardy
Abby: "Not Gibbs' rules, mine"
Rule #1: Do not lie to Abby
Abby: What is Abby's rule number one? Do not lie to Abby.
6.21 - Toxic
Rule #9: Always keep a spare
Abby: "Bite your tongue! Rule number nine: Always keep a spare."
Tony: "I thought Gibbs said nine was always carry a knife?"
Abby: "Not Gibbs' rules, mine"
Tony: "hmm.."
3.22 - Jeopardy
Shannon's Rules
From 6.04 - Heartland
Young Gibbs: You’ve got a rule for everything?
Shannon: Working on it. Everyone needs a code they can live by.
Rule #1 or #3: Never date a lumberjack.
Shannon (to Gibbs): "Well I have a rule. It’s either rule number one or number three, never date a lumberjack."
6.04 - Heartland
More rules will be added as the new season progresses and more rules are revealed!
The Rules
Gibbs' Rules
From 3.05 - Switch
Ziva: Just to be clear, are there any more of these rules I should be aware of?
Gibbs: About 50 of them.
Ziva: And I don't suppose they're written down anywhere that I could...
Gibbs: NO.
Ziva: Then how am I supposed to...
Gibbs: My job is to teach them to you.
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together."
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. This rule supersedes all other rules.
Gibbs: "Number one supersedes all of the others"Jenny: "Never screw your partner?"
Gibbs: "Never screw OVER your partner"
4.14 - Blowback
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene."
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Gibbs: "Rule number three: Don't believe what you're told, double check."
Kate: "Should I write these rules in my PalmPilot or crochet them on pillows?"
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Ziva (after trying to reach McGee): "Rule number three..."
Tony: "Never be unreachable."
3.13 - Deception
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Jenny: "It's your fault you know"
Gibbs: "For what, leaving or coming back?"
Jenny: "For teaching me your rules. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best, tell one other person... if you must. There is no third best. (walking away) That's rule number four isn't it?"
4.14 - Blowback
Rule #4: Never say you're sorry.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Never say you're sorry. (laughing) You don't have to crochet that one."
NOTE from Time4Me: I've included this as Rule #4 as it's the fourth 'rule' that Gibbs imparts to Kate in "Yankee White".
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number seven: Always be specific when you lie"
1.23 - Reveille
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Abby (to McGee): "Rule number eight is gonna save you McGee!"
Tony: "Never date a co-worker? "
Ziva (to Tony): "Never go anywhere without your knife. "
Tony (to Ziva): "Thought that was nine."
Gibbs: "Never take anything for granted."
Abby (to Gibbs): "Correct El Jefe. But then again you did make up the rules"
3.10 - Probie____________________
Ziva: "I assume Gibbs would have checked that out last night."
Tony: "Rule number eight: Never assume anything."
Ziva: "To be precise it's, ah, never take anything for granted."
3.17 - Ravenous
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Gibbs (while handing his knife to Tony): "Rule number nine:"
Gibbs & Kate (in unison): "Never go anywhere without a knife"
1.13 - One Shot, One Kill
____________________
Tony: "Rule nine."
Atlas: "What?"
Tony: "Ya know those rule they teach you guys in the marine corp."
Atlas: "What rules?"
Tony: "Huh, I always suspected the fact that Gibbs was making that stuff up. Well... rule nine is, ah (undoing his belt), never go anywhere (pulling out his knife) without a knife."
1.20 - Missing ____________________
Tony: "I thought Gibbs said nine was 'always carry a knife'."
3.22 - Jeopardy
Rule #11: When the job is done walk away
Gibbs: "Rule number eleven, DiNozzo."
Tony: "I would never date a co-worker boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even...That's twelve. Eleven...when the job is done you walk away."
6.24- Semper Fidelis
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Kate (to Tony): "Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you."
Gibbs (just walking in): "That would be the reason for Rule number twelve."
Kate: "Rule twelve?"
Gibbs: "Never date a co-worker."
1.15 - Enigma
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Tony: "Which means you've been here one day and already broken Gibbs' rule number thirteen"
Dwayne: "Rule number thirteen?"
Tony: "Yeah, rule number thirteen: Never, ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty."
6.07 - Collateral Damage
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Jenny: "I heard your agents are pitted against each other. Wasn't that Gibbs' Rule number fifteen? Always work as a team."
Gibbs: "Not on this one."
5.05 - Leap of Faith
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Jenny (to Gibbs): "Number eighteen: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission"
3.04 - Silver War
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Tony (to Ziva): "Rule number twenty-two: Never, EVER bother Gibbs in interrogation."
4.10 - Smoked
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee, if you want to live.
Kate (to Tony): "Maybe next time you should remember rule... twenty-three..."
Marine: "Never mess with a marine's coffee, if you want to live."
2.09 - Forced Entry
Rule #38: Your case, your lead:
Gibbs (to Tony): "Your case, your lead. I think it's a rule."
6.16- Bounce
DiNozzo's Rules
From 4.01 - Shalom
Tony: "Let's roll. Hey, no, this is my team now, Gibbs. My rules..."
Rule #1: I don't sit on the sidelines when my people are in trouble
Tony (to Gibbs): "Let's roll. Hey, no, this is my team now, Gibbs. My rules. And DiNozzo's Rule #1 is I don't sit on the sidelines when my people are in trouble. You got a problem with that? Just remember whose got a badge and who is a civilian."
4.01 - Shalom
Rule #3: Never underestimate your opponent
Tony: "He blew up a ship and put Gibbs in a coma. Rule number three: Never underestimate your opponent."
McGee: "No actually, rule number three...."
Tony: "DINOZZO'S rule numero tres, probay"
McGee: "Gotcha!"
3.24 - Hiatus, Part II
Rule #9: Never ask a woman her weight on the first date.
Tony: "You sure about that? I thought nine was 'Never ask a girl her weight on the first date'"
Kate: "Guess that depends entirely on if you want a second one or not Tony'"
1.13 - One Shot, One Kill
Abby's Rules
From 3.22 - Jeopardy
Abby: "Not Gibbs' rules, mine"
Rule #1: Do not lie to Abby
Abby: What is Abby's rule number one? Do not lie to Abby.
6.21 - Toxic
Rule #9: Always keep a spare
Abby: "Bite your tongue! Rule number nine: Always keep a spare."
Tony: "I thought Gibbs said nine was always carry a knife?"
Abby: "Not Gibbs' rules, mine"
Tony: "hmm.."
3.22 - Jeopardy
Shannon's Rules
From 6.04 - Heartland
Young Gibbs: You’ve got a rule for everything?
Shannon: Working on it. Everyone needs a code they can live by.
Rule #1 or #3: Never date a lumberjack.
Shannon (to Gibbs): "Well I have a rule. It’s either rule number one or number three, never date a lumberjack."
6.04 - Heartland
More rules will be added as the new season progresses and more rules are revealed!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Hello world...
It's been ages since I have done online blogging. Figured it was high time I start again. As I type this now I suffer from a horrible relentless headache. This first post may be very short and boring. I do apologize. Anyway I digress...this blog will be about any and everything to do with Amber. Hope you enjoy! Take care!
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